Stolen from ~TwistedKunoichi

12 OCs! PICK 'EM NOW!

1) Bast (Cannot have children- Hepcat ripped up her ovaries years ago when she was pregnant and now they just don't work)
2) Ra (Is an islander laid-back oversexed douche)
3) Pish (Girly sister of Posh)
4) Posh (Serious sister of Pish)
5) Hepcat (Is an absolute freaking loon and enjoys kinky, painful sex. Eech.)
6) Trippy (Is a good bit on the chubby side and more often than not, stoned)
7) Bell (Me, the creator)
8) Chindogu (Inventor turtle)
9) Cali (Bitchy Korean pirate nurse who makes people she doesn't like join her coffee harem)
10) Mummer (Frenchie chef, dates Portly)
11) Portly (Epically gay hairdresser)
12) Gully (Gullible but sweet dodo)

1) 7 and 1. Dance now, or I'll shoot you where you stand. DO IT, YA FUCKERS.
Bast: Okay! CB *Does a tango*
Bell: ....I dance like Carlton DX

2) ...I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have yelled like that. HI. You're all going on an ADVENTURE, YAY! How do ya feel?
Bell: They already hate me, so how much more damage could I possibly do? 8D

3) Too bad, regardless of what you said, the journey goes forward! So, 2, 4, 3, and 10 are captured by 6 and 9, who are planning on killing and eating them! What the crap happens?!
Trippy: *major munchies* ...Giant..walking... MARSHMALLOWS *tackles*
Cali: I make them into coffee 8D
Mummer: *screams* I DO NOT TASTE LIKE FOIE GRAS!
Pish: *screaming and snuggling up to Posh* >':
Ra: Hey, when I said I wanted to be eaten, I didn't mean- *killed*

4) If 3 got the chance to skin 8 alive and wear their flesh as a suit, would they?
Pish: WHAT? D'B I would never, he's a sweetie! *hugs Chindogu*

5) You sick bastard! 11 notices what you did or didn't do. What do THEY have to say about it?
Portly: He would have made such a good car seat though D: Do they make turtle-skin purses, or boots or something?

6) 5, 1, 7, 10, and 3 are wearing bunny suits. 9, 4, 2, and 12 are in wolf suits, and begin to attack the bunnies. 6 and 8 are having sex in your bathroom. WHAT HAPPENS?! (HOLY FUCK SUPERJAIL)
Hepcat: *is frantically scratching his skin off, trying to remove the bunny-ness*
Bast: *hops around* :3
Gully: ...they said this wouldn't look silly... TT^TT
Cali and Bell: *are engaged in an epic battle of hatred and eye-daggers*
Pish: *huddled up in the corner* ;.;
Trippy: WHO THE BLOODY FUCK-?

7) 8 commits suicide. 4 goes crazy and takes out their sadness and rage on their best friend 6, who gets pissed off and hires 12, who turns out to be a hooker. 6 murders 12 and is then struck by lightening. Why is 2 wearing a dress? (What?)
Posh: RAAR *tackles Trippy* I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I'M UPSET
Trippy: AAACK GULL GET THIS THING OFFA ME
Gully: *meep* They said it would be tame and pay well! THEY TOLD ME! *kills and pickpockets Trips and runs off*
Ra: *sort of standing there* Eh...eheh... I LIKE GIRLS! D:

8) I have stolen 5 away, and we're going to get married! What do you and any other people close to 5 have to say about it?! Huh?! HUH?!
Bell: D: Give him back! I need that loon for drawing smut, goddammit!
Hepcat: EEUGH, A WOMAN *gag*

9) We got a divorce. So sad. BUT 11 IS OUR LOVECHILD! SWEET JESUS! KILL IT DEAD!
Hepcat: IT RAPED ME LIKE THAT BRIANNE BITCH! DX *stab*
Portly: D'8?

10) 10 became a Jedi, but 4 became a Sith Lord! Who wins the epic Lighsaber duel?
Posh: *can't lift her lightsaber high enough to hit him*
Mummer: *laughs* You 'ave me fighting ZEES? She eez just eh leetle girl!
Posh: >8( *strangles him*

11) That last question was nerdy, and it disgusts me. Which of your characters will beat me to death with a golf club?
Hepcat: *holding a golf club* ...I just wanted ta beat summat up wit' a goilf club. XD
Bell: *sob*

12) Lucky for me, my clone can finish this quiz! YAY! 12, 9, and 5 are gonna have a threesome, because that's just how they roll. One of them needs to be tied up and bound in a leather body suit, to be whipped mercilessly. Who volunteers, or is forced to be that person?
Hepcat: MEEE! MEEEEEEEE! PLEASE ME! ...But get rid' o' tha woman D:
Cali: D< I GOING TO ASS RAPE YOU WITH JACKHAMMER, PURPLE BITCH!
Gully: But...but the ad said a young Cantonese lady... Why does this always happen? D'B

13) That kinky shit is hawt, yo. OR IS IT?! Does 2 agree?
Ra: ...yo, I like sex, but that's just... HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A JACKHAMMER? *screams and flies away*

14) Sure, sure. So 7 became a Satanist. Who does he/she devour for his sacrifice?
Bell: How fitting! 8D Oh, something that bleeds a lot... Hey, Trippy!

15) 1 became a necro-pedophiliac who's also into incest. They found out their kid brother/sister 11 died. However, 9 manages to throw that sick bastiche in jail before they can do anything. Does 4 approve?
Bast: ...*starts crying loudly* I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN YOU SORRY SON OF A- A- *chokes*
Bell: *holds* Ehe, skipping...

16) 3 decided to write a 10/6 slash fan-fiction! Does 7's eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets from reading it, or do they enjoy the carnage?!
Pish: Their colours match! ^w^ And the orange girl is so cuuuute!
Mummer:... I'm...a dude..
Trippy: Well this explains a lot 8D
Bell: Yanno, normally I would, but they're both gay and with someone else... |D

17) Question 17 died because I started running out of ideas for questions. Does 8 mourn the loss, or claim that THEY killed the question?
Chindogu: Ff, I'll make a NEW question! 8D *starts tinkering with this one with a wrench*

18) No matter if 8 confessed or not, their ass is in jail with 1 now. WHAT HAPPENS NOW THAT THEY'RE JAIL BUDDIES?!
Chindogu: I thought jails were separated by sex...
Bast: ;.; Just for stealing ONE kid... BITCH DIDN'T DESERVE A BABY ANYWAYS! D'X *punches the wall*
Chindogu: ... *crawls into his metal box shell*

19) 12 and 5 are about to get busy when 7 totally barges in and cock-blocks...whoever the guy/butch is. THEN WHAT?!
Hepcat: YER TOO MICH OF A FRIGGIN WIMP TER SEME ME DX *kicks Gully*
Gully: YOU SAID YOU WERE A GIRL DB
Bell: *sitting on the very edge of the bedpost* WOULD YOU TWO JUST DO IT ALREADY? DX

20) THIS THING IS OVER! Dance, 2 and 11, DANCE! FOR MY AMUSEMENT! GYAHAHAHA!!!
Portly: *pole dance* 8D Wheee!
Ra: D: Well I can sort of... do that hip-shakey thingy the ladies here do...or uh..

NOW TAG SOMEONE, BETCH

BRIANNE >8D
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Questions:

1) Why don't bugs bleed like humans? Do they have circulatory systems?

2) How many Octaves can an Alto saxophone reach? (pretend it's being played by an expert)